14 Responses to “Pirate Wood Is Hot”

1. Freya said (on February 26th, 2005 at 2:15 am)

   Nice cock but I think I’d laugh if he tried to board me. The mustasche and the rapier are making me giggle right now.

2. Bacchus said (on February 26th, 2005 at 2:18 am)

   I just deleted an unsupported assertion that the above pic is a photoshop job.

   Why? Because the poster was teasing Aphrodite for “falling for it”, without providing any evidence.

   We don’t play that game here. If you’ve got a link to an altered version of a particular photoshopped photo, please feel to post it. If you suspect a pic is photoshopped, by all means feel free to share your opinion, phrased as an opinion. “I think that’s a photoshop” or “Looks like photoshop to me” are fine.

   What’s not fine is stating an opinion as unsupported fact. “You fell for a photoshop” is just rude. It may be a photoshop, it may not be a photoshop, but if you don’t have proof, your opinion is no better than anybody else’s. To treat your own opinion as fact (and to mock people whose opinion may differ from your own) is arrogant and jerk-ish.

   And, of course, being a jerk in the ErosBlog comments is prohibited.

3. Bacchus said (on February 26th, 2005 at 8:09 am)

   Another comment deleted, this one for hateful anti-gay remarks. Remember the first rule of ErosBlog comment participation, please: don’t be a dick. And if you’re calling somebody a fag? Yup, you gessed it: you’re being a dick. Buh-bye!

4. Bal said (on February 26th, 2005 at 8:41 am)

   Wish I could impress Aphrodite as well as the pirate did. By the way, you notice how he hangs to the left. Most men do.

5. Venus said (on February 27th, 2005 at 1:27 am)

   Isn’t this the kind of fashion we would like to see today also…what is the story with all these loose fitting baggy pants on guys that makes it impossible to window shop :)

6. Zeno said (on February 27th, 2005 at 3:36 am)

   In my opinion this man’s penis appears to be photoshopped. I looked at it in a photo editor and the pixels don’t seem to match quite right (I’m not so sure about the lighting or the positioning either), but nevermind that. Where does this picture come from? What is the context?

7. Aphrodite said (on February 27th, 2005 at 5:34 am)

   Hiromi, he may just be fair-haired, look how light his mustache is. I’ve known blonde guys who look shaved from far away.

   Zeno, I received the photo from a friend; I don’t know where it came from or what its context is. I’m very sure the friend didn’t photoshop it. And, you know, although I do regret the trouble it’s given Bacchus I don’t really care that much if the man’s tool was photoshopped a bit or a lot. It’s a nice picture that I enjoyed looking at. What’s so bad about that?

8. Hiromi said (on February 27th, 2005 at 10:31 am)

   He’s hot, but is way too shaven (see armpits)… I think if I were whisked belowdecks, it would be as a mere scullery wench while he ravished my husband. Shaven armpits!

9. TwiddlyBits said (on February 27th, 2005 at 11:17 am)

   And what’s wrong with shaven armpits on a man, anyway? IMSHO, it’s more hygienic – deoderant goes on easier on shaven pits.

   While I don’t mind a moderate amount of hair on men, I much prefer smooooth skin.

10. sage said (on February 27th, 2005 at 12:00 pm)

    Shiver me timbers! He could tie me up and make me “walk” his plank any time…

11. Hiromi said (on February 28th, 2005 at 2:13 am)

    Hahah — ok, sorry! I guess I was stereotyping the poor guy. Clumps of deoderant are not attractive. I dunno (and this is no longer about the pic), I understand men removing hair from chest, back, and even balls, but legs and armpits are a bit much to my taste.

12. Aniria said (on February 28th, 2005 at 8:52 am)

    I just can’t believe that with such a sexy picture like that people get caught up discussing photoshop and shaving… the picture looks good, I like the way his penis shows under the very tight pants, and abs. Makes me shiver just thinking about it…

13. Justin said (on February 28th, 2005 at 12:48 pm)

    Well, considering the fact that his chest is probably shaved, and that he’s a stage performer, I’d say he might have gotten shaved for his job. We’re a long way from the days when Magnum PI was the ultimate male virility idol. *sigh*
    I had a ‘Tom Selleck’ chest in high school, and I now have a hairer chest than my father. Just call me Wolf-Man.

14. Dr. Whiplash said (on September 14th, 2012 at 2:57 pm)

    Come feel the brace of the salt on your face…

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