March 6th, 2005 -- by Bacchus
How To Not Get Laid
Sure, there are lots of ways to not get laid. (Trust me, in my youth I practiced several.) But this method of replying to kinky personal ads has to rank WAY up there. “You eventually give me total access to your soul and I accept the responsibility as an honor….” Does that sound like a fellow who might be two people short of a threesome?
Thanks to Mistress Matisse for finding the link to total-access-man’s sarcastic tormenter.
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You know, a true dom doesn’t need to tell us all about how Dom he (or she) is, it’s apparent by how they conduct themselves.
OTOH, spouting self important diatribe where you discuss yourself in the third person is always gonna make me laugh. Seems counter-intuitive to me (she says as she gets ready to press the “submit” button)
Reminds me of the line a guy pulled on a friend of mine. She was alone with her in her apartment when he leaned over and whispered “You know I’d never hurt you.”
As a buddy of mine said when he heard about it, “Oh, the humanity!”
Yup, strength of character (or bedroom style) is often self-evident.
So is a predeliction for hitting ‘submit’. *looks sideways at m*
I think even saying “I don’t bite, hard” is nowhere near as silly as saying what Eric’s friend said.
Well, now, maybe the poor guy was just making a sophomoric attempt to “wax poetic”, though I will admit that he put on far too many coats of wax, and didn’t buff it properly in-between. Looking back on my formative years (longer ago than I’d care to admit), I still shudder at some of the things I said in attempts for adventure. :blush: