Watch Out For Kancho Assassins
It takes only the most minimal exposure to Japanese porn to understand that the Japanese sexual culture is very unusual to non-Japanese eyes. You may not understand much else, but you’ll understand that much very quickly.
Other little hints present themselves from time to time. Example: Japanese Kids Are Perverted. Excerpt:
Let me introduce you to a game Japanese kids like to play called “Kancho.”
Actually, it’s not so much a “game” as it is kids clasping their hands together, sticking out their first fingers, and shoving them up your butt. I’m really not joking.
You know, before we come to Japan, they tell us a lot of ultimately useless stuff. What kind of computer to bring, if our DVD’s will work, clothing sizes, that kind of nonsense. Nowhere, and I mean nowhere, in the 3-4 months of orientations did anyone ever mention that at some point, a Japanese kid may try to stick their fingers up our butt. That’s something I would have liked to know, personally.
It’s called Kancho, and just about any kid can be a Kancho Assassin. Even the sweetest little girl may be prone to jam her fingers up your ass the second you turn around. This happened to one of my friends, which just goes to show – don’t trust anyone. I’d say the little girls are the most dangerous cause they have natural ways of lowering your defenses.
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Damn that’s funny.
Damn. I had to grow up and move to San Francisco before I could try that sort of thing on a complete stranger.
Egad! I don’t even know what to say about the kancho thing, but I went and read the entire article, and the author has a wry sense of humor and a wealth of stories to tell.
I’m really enjoying the stories, and wanted to say “thanks” for linking it.
Even Wikipedia has an entry for it.
http://en.wikip...ancho
“Kancho is a game or trick often played in Japan by young school-aged children, similiar in spirit to the “undy grundy” in North America. Kancho is performed by clasping the hands together so the index fingers are pointing out and attempting to insert them into someone’s anus region when they aren’t looking. It has been popular in Japan for years but has recently become popularised by the anime Naruto. It is also known in Korea as “dong chim.””
Naruto is so amazing, I don’t blame these kids. I mean, if you saw a show that was so good that you could wet yourself every time a new episode comes out, and in that show they make a few jokes about it, you’d do it too.
It only happens like twice in the entire series of 132 episodes – once during training in the early episodes, and one other time I can’t think of. I assure you, it’s not a show about anal. Not that that’d be a terrible thing…
But I highly recommend Naruto to anyone. It’s fairly easy to find episodes using filesharing networks or bittorrent, and it’ll be syndicated in the U.S. by the end of the year on Cartoon Network (or so I’ve been told). But we all know dubbing sucks.
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!,
Jesus
hehe The rugby team in my school do this to each other all the time. I guess its a good way to distract the opposing team…
I’ed Like to thank this blog for teaching my employes the fine art of kancho :cry: I was not smart enought to close out the web after leaveing the work station :( now in sted of ass tag we have kancho
I ran a porn shop for five years and this is the first I’ve heard of kancho. This is destined to be huge in america.
Azrael’s stories are just brilliant, I’m always waiting for the next installment!
As for Kancho in Rugby, in NZ we had a guy John Hopoarte (not sure on the spelling) Kancho’d during a match and was booed out of the country! Then we played against his new Australian team in our home stadium – he scored their only two tries, and you should have heard the crowd give him hell!