May 5th, 2005 -- by Bacchus
Bukkake Gone Terribly Wrong
If you’ve ever seen any bukkake videos, you’ll quickly learn to wonder about the recipe the producers are using to manufacture their gallons of fake cum. Whatever the recipe, this producer must make the stuff by the barrel:
Yowza! She looks like something a very large alien sneezed up. Via Usenet.
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Hello!
I think that your blog is really awesome and that last photo is just …mmmm…yummy;)
Bukkake all the way!!!
However i didn’t find any subject about how to increase semen production?I need that for this kind of bukkakes;)
i read on [horrible spammy penis pills link deleted — Bacchus]
many good articles so i wonder could u make that kind of posts here as well??
Thanx upfront and keep up with great blogging!!!
Marcus!
[Nice, creative, effortful spam, Marcus, but your IP is still so fuckin’ banned. I’m sure you have four or five thousand more, though. — Bacchus]
Hahaha
Honestly, they WILL try won’t they??
I imagine you must spend many wasted minutes online, deleting spam comments Bacchus – how annoying.
Great picture btw – the alien comment is spot on!
Hahahahaha!!! And after being sneezed up, the poor girl apparently just needs a good wank! LOL
Honey, I think we’re going to need more kleenex.
it looks rather like rather runny icing sugar to me, which gives me many thoughts….well only the one actually, but its a good one
Runny icing sugar might not be the best thing to use. All that sugar would cause one hell of a yeast infection.
It reminds me of runny plaster of paris, but I wouldn’t want to use that either.
Speaking of icing, I’m reminded of the time about two years ago, when I convinced a somewhat innocent co-worker that bukkake was a Japanese wedding cake.
Heh. I miss that job.
Wait. You mean it’s fake?!
:P
The deleted bukkake scene from Return of the Jedi with Jabba the Hutt and Princess Leia.
Looks more like a scene from the porno version of some Hammer Horror Movie … “Revenge of the Cream of the Blob”
I think she had an accident with some wallpaper paste
Well considering what it does to bedsheets it would certainly hold up wall paper. :S
i know it’s a very old thread, but i just thought i’d clarify since no one else has. most of the pics like this are done using a mix of lube (usually something like j-lube, that comes as a powder and can be made by the bucket) and milk, to make a thick, gooey semen-looking substance they can pour all over the model
the non-milk version of that thick homemade lube is used in a lot of “lotion play” videos
Man, that cum scene almost made me cum just lookin’ at it.
250ml of water plus 2 flat tablespoons of plain flour
Pour about 250ml (or one and a half mugs) of cold water into a saucepan and add two flat tablespoons of flour. Once you get used to it, it’s arguably easier to sort out your quantities of flour and water by eye.
Mix the flour into the water until you have no lumps whatsoever – I find it best to use your hands for this. When you’ve finished, it should look like you have a saucepan full of milk. If it doesn’t you’ve either got too much or too little flour.
Bring to the boil, and then simmer over a high heat, stirring constantly, until it thickens. You’ll end up with a slightly opaque solution, with the viscosity of warm KY Jelly.
Leave it to cool for about 15 minutes.
The stuff also makes great setting lotion for hair. Oh, and if you add food coloring, you can use it as semi-permanent hair color.
I love the way the comments go from Bukkake porn, to Spam, to cooking recipes in only 4 1/2 years :)
Methylcellulose.