There’s a great sequence from a comedy routine by Ron White, where he shares a bit of dialogue he supposedly had with one of his blue-collar buddies:

“We’re all a little bit gay.”

“Naw man, I ain’t gay!”

“Sure you are, and I can prove it to you.”

“Hell no!”

“Well, do you watch porn?”

“Of course man, you know I watch porn.”

“Do you only watch two women?”

“Naw, I like to watch a woman and a man make love.”

“Do you like the man to have a tiny, flaccid penis?”

“Naw! I want to see a big hard throbbing cock!” {pause} “I did not know that about myself!”