August 7th, 2005 -- by Bacchus
We Are All A Little Gay
There’s a great sequence from a comedy routine by Ron White, where he shares a bit of dialogue he supposedly had with one of his blue-collar buddies:
“We’re all a little bit gay.”
“Naw man, I ain’t gay!”
“Sure you are, and I can prove it to you.”
“Hell no!”
“Well, do you watch porn?”
“Of course man, you know I watch porn.”
“Do you only watch two women?”
“Naw, I like to watch a woman and a man make love.”
“Do you like the man to have a tiny, flaccid penis?”
“Naw! I want to see a big hard throbbing cock!” {pause} “I did not know that about myself!”
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I laughed my ass off when I first heard that!
:laugh:
I love that bit! I nearly fell off the couch laughing when I first heard it!
(it’s funny ’cause it’s TRUE!)
Funny, yes, but hey, that’s why I first wondered if I was bi. Noticed I kept moving my mouth when the ladies were blowing. Turns out I do like cock. Go figure.
It doesn’t make you gay. I like to see a big throbbing cock because I want to imagein it s *my* cock shafting the lovely lady. That’s my story anyway.
I guess this also explains why there is so much mmf porn as well… I know my partner is straight, but he gets turned on by it. As much as he gets turned on about the idea of me getting fucked by another guy one day.
Perhaps this isn’t a case of homoseuality, but rather voyeurism?
This all kinda ties in with the transsexual porn discussion from a few weeks back.
maybe we’re taking this a little too seriously. it’s just a lighthearted story designed to make us laugh at ourselves and the things we do. it’s not mean-spirited, and it doesn’t hurt anyone. the very thing that makes it funny is the silliness of it because we all know that it’s imagining the feeling of what we’re seeing, from one perspective or another, that is what makes watching people fuck so much fun.
I guess it’s also like crying because you can feel someone’s sadness, laughing when you see other people laugh, or feeling frustrated when a charcter is frustrated, so too when seeing a man arroused, I understand that arrousal and it in turn arrouses me. But being bi-sensitive myself, having sucked cock, when I watch a woman suck cock, I know exactly what she is experiencing and that turns me on even further.
this is stupid.
a) it’s virtually impossible to have sex with a flacid p33n.
b) not every porn ever is lesbo. if a dude is okay with watching a dude and a chick, it just means he’s not ashamed to see a naked dude, because hey, it happens. just means he’s comfortable with his awesome hetero-ness.
in conclusion, this was very fucking stupid.
I don’t know if we are all a little gay…but if we are….who cares? lol Sex is sex…no matter which way you see it…it’s going to excite you.
I think it is more about the voyeurism. I like to watch, but I don’t need an audience. However, I don’t mind one either. I love to watch the way the amazing vagina accomodates so many different shapes and sizes, and the most important reason I like to watch is I love to see her smile. Watching just puts the ‘seeing is believing’ aspect right there, in your face. I can’t believe I did that with her. (Oh, yea, I saw it!) I can’t believe you did that with him. (We gotta try it that way…)
Dude. Every time you jerk off you’re giving some guy a handjob.
A lot of straight men like cock in isolation, hence shemale porn. That’s tangential to gayness. Gays generally /don’t/ like shemales. It’s the masculine body and mind thing that turns them on. So if you as a man want to test the extent you’re gay, look at a particularly spectacular male body eg: Bruce Lee (who makes it easy by ripping of his shirt in all the movies, heh).
Note to commenter#13: Everytime I jerk off, I’M getting a handjob from a dude! Not what I’d prefer given a choice, but I let it go though, because he’s so darn good at it!