September 20th, 2005 -- by Bacchus
Quit Your Job, Improve The Shape Of Your Ass
I’ve long preached to anyone who would listen that the old-fashioned “square” office job is deleterious to everyone’s health, welfare, liberty, human dignity, sweetness of breath, semen flavor, you name it. Now comes the unsuprising word from Just One Bite that it’s bad news for the shape of your ass, too:
Strangest result of not having an office job anymore: my ass is changing shape. Really! I have wide hips but small buttocks, which have gotten rounder and firmer since I stopped squashing them on a desk chair for 10-12 hours each day. Feel free to grab, pinch, or fondle at will.
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I really think that this is true.
I don’t agree with this at all… my ass is still just as perfect as it was before I got my lazy office job. Then again, I DO take erotic dance classes… I guess that helps me flex my buttocks.
aparently standing with legs slightly apart and squeezing butt muscles in for a count of ten, with a number of repetitions daily does wonders for your ass too, but hell who’s going to remember to do that? Office workers should been given a choice of sitting on their asses or lying on their stomachs. Just think..flatter stomachs!..but could end up with flatter breasts…
same thing could happen if ya spend to much time in front of ya computer …. best butt exersizes are 1: riding ya bike up hills and 2: on ya back with legs apart and arms out a little then thrust ya hips up as high as possible then move up and down a little and a little side to side .. you might want to do this in private .. it works a treat , if ya dont believe me then you should feel ya buttocks when you are up and they are like a rock .. stay that way for as long as you can.