Experience Of An Escort
This is a bizarre little anecdote about a man’s discovery of the escort business — as told (I am not making this up) to a retail employee in a computer game store:
D: “At night, you want some company… You know what I did?”
J: “Uhh…”
D: “I opened up the yellow pages. They have all these ads, pictures of pretty girls, you know, escorts,… so I called and got this nice girl sent over to the motel. Her name was Mandy, tiny little girl, long hair…”
J: “… okay.”
D: “… she had just started doing that type of work. You know, these escorts, you can pay them for sex. It cost me two hundred dollars. I don’t know what something like that would cost me here, probably a lot more. I asked her why she didn’t go to a larger city. They have contracts and stuff. I tipped her twenty dollars and she asked me for more because she had to split the two hundred with her boss.”
J: “…”
D: “She was very cute when she was going down on me. Her little body, her tits. Can I touch those? Yes, you can Dan. I could bounce her around, she was so tiny. After the blowjob, she was finishing me off and she leaned back. This shot of cum went up into the air. I swear, about two feet through the air.”
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Dear God! I know that man! He said he worked on an oil tanker and had shore leave. He also said he was married, with kids, so I think he’s a compulsive liar. Matrimony can only hope.
ummmm. i’m sort of at a loss for words.
Hmmm…if he saw the spurt then he didn’t have a condum on. I hope the young lady lasts long enough to make it to the big city
God, where do you even start with that? Too funny…
sounds like a great blowjob…
Hmm, I gave a girl a ride home the other night, and she said she would share a little with me. I think she said she would “help a fella out, if I would help a honey out.” say $100- only because she seen me around and wanted to be sure I would bite. I didn’t. This is fairly small town (50,000) I have seen people pay as little as $20 for oral, so for $200, I assume he got more? Anything other than oral, I hope they both have enough sense to use a condom. F.Y.I. for comparison, Lap dances are $20, $40, 1/2 hour in the Hot tub is $200, and an hour in the tub, with a bottle of Dom, is $500. Also, what about cops? Yellow Pages excorts often don’t do more than what is legally allowed until thay know you are a really just a John, and not a cop. Same goes the other way. Even it looks like her idea, when you talk price, is becomes solicitation.
$200?!?! That seems such a small amount. Damn, these ladies should unionize and raise their prices. They work hard and deserve more $$$$$.
What, only two feet through the air??!!
OH HUM I GET A great deal more than that on my R&R in the Philippines for $10