October 8th, 2005 -- by Bacchus
The Ass Fuck Conspiracy
Have you heard of the ass fuck conspiracy? Well, have you? Perhaps everyone else has seen this classic Craig’s List post, but somehow I’d missed it.
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Absolutely brilliant.
I was reading through it, nodding my head, thinking ‘wow, this is so spot-on, so accurate’ and I found myself feeling blessed that the first time I had anal it was with a guy who clearly had the Ass Fuck Conspiracy down to a tee.
I have to say I wasn’t at all surprised that it was written by a woman, since it so closely reflects my experience and perspective on anal.
Not that the author’s gender should affect how one reads this though, but it should be mandatory reading for all men, in my opinion :)
I’ve mentioned elsewhere how grateful I am to my experienced and tender lover, who fully initiated me into the pleasures of anal sex. His devotion and dedication awoke the same in me. So if you approach my rose with the delicacy you would any flower, I will yield and adore you.
Although I care little for the style of this piece, the fundamentals are sound. Come probe and play my lovelies.
DP’d? Best I can come up with is “Donkey Punch”, is that correct?
I fully agree with The Girl, and say take it a step further: Mandatory reading for EVERYONE.
DP=double penetration. One in the pussy, one in the ass.
Re: DP.
The suggestion in the article is to buy more toys. Fuck that, bring your best friend round. I want HIM in my ass.
Ah, excellent article. The secret is out. Thank you for pointing us to it.