There’s a spanking limerick contest (with prizes!) going on at The Spanking Den. As if spanking limericks weren’t enough draw, one entrant (Invidia from The Collar Purple) has accomplished the rare poetic feat of rhyming “mirror”:

There once was a brat who took pride

In her reddened and well-striped backside.

Her Dom thought her queerer

When she ran to the mirror

To examine the swats he’d applied.