Tingling Blowjob
Lately I’ve been seeing a lot of TV commercials for cosmetic preparations involving various powerful chemicals such that when a woman puts these preparations on her lips, her lips tingle and burn and then swell up as if she’s been smacked in the face. This is supposed somehow to make her more beautiful, I guess; nobody consulted me first. Anyway, having a dirty mind, my first thought on seeing one of those commercials was: I wonder how that would feel on her other lips.
Apparently some peoples’ minds run in the same direction as mine, if not necessarily in the same exact channel. One young lady has been experimenting:
The other day i bought a lip gloss called “lip venom” at Sephora after a friend recomended it. It’s a lip gloss thats like spicey and your lips get very cool/hot and tingly. That same day i gave my boyfriend a blowjob while wearing the lip gloss and he LOVED it. The feeling of it.
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Erosblog: You come for the blowjob references, but you STAY for the advice. Sweet sweet thread.
I don’t have any bad sex experiences to recount, other than the one that leads to the advice (for men): never ever get yourself tested for chlamidia or gonorrhea unless you have good reason to believe you have it. And that wasn’t really a sexual situation (I really wish it hadn’t been a female doctor, though).
As a young man I once thought Wintergreen oil might make masturbation more exciting. It did but not in the way I’d anticipated.
I spent a good half hour at the cold water faucet.
toothpaste can create a reaction of “get it off! get it off!” also.
Sebastian
There are now urine tests for both chlamydia and gonorrhea. In fact you can get tested (as a male, not sure about females) for every know STD prevalent in North America through either blood or urine tests. Gone are the days of the evil swab of doom.
Yup, your blog rocks! I got to know about it through some pals of mine.
:)
talking of tingle. Have you ever used Durex tingle lube? It has this minty smell and taste that’s meant to enhance your love making. I used it in the week, fancied something a bit different. But went OTT with the stuff. Halfway through sex my partners Balls became really hot and started to burn and we had to stop and wash the stuff off. It was like sticking a really hot curry up yourself. Pain? dreadful. And I read some reviews for it, people like it…. They must have very strong genitalia.
My lover said he couldn’t feel anything but a strong burning pain.
Tsk
All I know is, never use metholatum as a sex lube. Never, ever. It, like, won’t come off, and after you’re done, the tingling becomes burning that lasts and lasts…
A simple mint works for us……both ways..
When I was a young lad I used bengay as a lubricant….FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NEVER TRY THIS!
on testing: not true that all major STD’s are readily testable. HPV (the virus that causes genital warts and cervical cancer) is not testable if you are asymptomatic (no warts or cervical changes). So, say you have sex with someone who has HPV, you can have it and transmit it without showing signs or being testable. The actual test for the latent virus looks for the DNA using PCR, not a simple, cheap, or readily available option. The good news is that an immunocompetent individual usually clears most strains of it in 2 years without treatment (six years at the outside). The cervical cancer causing strains are, obviously, more tenacious and dangerous, but much rarer.
By “without treatment” what I mean is no treatment for asymptomatic fol. If you’ve got actual warts, they need to come off.
how did we get from blow jobs to lube to STD?
Actually maybe the tingle lube is better with condoms… trouble is I hate the little latex things. I hate the smell, the feel and as for condom blow jobs? you gotta be kidding me… Safe Sex… well yes but…. damn and I’m a nurse I’m meant to promote it.
My apologies Kali. For all intents and purposes, unless one is actively exhibiting warts, HPV is untestable period for men (which annoys me greatly, somehow the medical establishment thinks that just because HPV doesn’t do anything horrible to men, it’s unimportant to test them. As for me, I’d like better data with which to protect my partners… grrr).
Note to commenter #12:
Good news Trinity! Condoms are now available in polyurethane. …and then there has always been lambskin…