Is There Such A Thing As An Ugly Cock?
Since there seem to be a great many lady readers here who like to talk about the cock, I thought I’d pass this on for discussion. (Me, I don’t have an opinion, or at least any more of one than Ron White’s hapless friend.) The Virgin Slut was musing about penile appearances when she asked (and I can so hear Carrie Bradshaw’s voice when I read this):
If we disregard size, which seems to be the factor that makes or breaks a cock, is there such a thing as an ugly cock? What makes a cock ugly or pretty? Is there an equation for the perfect cock? Like a pretty face, does it have anything to do with symmetry? What about size of balls relative to shaft length? Veiny or not? Cut or un-cut? Does anyone think that any of these factors make one cock more beautiful than another? Theories are welcome, but please let us not rely on the size issue.
The comments are yours — fall to with a will.
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My only contribution here is to say that 99% of the cocks I have encountered are deliciously suckable.
Not sure whether that makes them ‘beautiful’ but they sure as hell felt nice in my mouth. :)
I think attractiveness has a lot to do with hygiene. A cock isn’t very palatale if it’s sweaty and crusty, however my partners cock straight out of the shower first thing in the morning before work is one of my favourite things!
Proportion, shape, colour, angle, personality…all count :) Cocks with a well defined or pronounced thick edge at the underside of the head are particularly fetching I think.
Having limited first – ah – hand experience with cocks, I have long wondered the same thing. When a girl says “you have a nice cock” I always think, sure, but do you ever think a cock *isn’t* nice if are enjoying an encounter with it’s owner?
I like a defined head too, and hygiene is a must. Other than that, I strongly prefer a clipped or shaved genital area if the guy is very hairy. I like to pay attention to the whole area and the hair gets in my mouth and is unpleasent.
If there isn’t ugly, there is certainly more lovely.
In my relationships with other guys I’ve preferred a streamlined look. And prefer small.
Those same relationships have taught me that many men like something that looks akin to a tree stump.
For me it’s curve, or lack of more specifically, and veins. I like em straight, tall, proud and streaked.
A nice piercing improves the looks too.
I think all women have their preferences, but IMO, anything will do as long as it is clean and the owner is nice and you’re turned on.
there may be no such thing as an ugly cock, but there is such a thing as a beautiful cock….. :satisfied:
“The cock was ugly, ugly that stays with you, ugly you’d slap as Satan-hating reflex if it were on a face.”
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
OMG Brett, I just blew diet coke outta my nose!
Ouch, dammit.
It takes but one old foreign porn featuring a penis with a big hairy brown mole to get instant recall the rest of your life when someone says “ugly cock”. Veins and cords surrounding it effected a hideous, brown-moled, gnarled shunga-cock. The cock was ugly, ugly that stays with you, ugly you’d slap as Satan-hating reflex if it were on a face.
I’ve been told I have a pretty one, but I think it’s just proportionate, not very veiny, and pretty much white.
Three words – Jimmy Dean sausage.
It was tiny, brown and sort of shriveled.
I’m a big fan of penises, but that one? Was UGLY.
I’ve found that my ex girlfriends liked the look of my cock, I wasn’t going to argue. I found there pussy was lovely too, but every one of them thought their own pussy looked horrible.
If it’s a horny hetro they’ll appreciate, and like the sex organ of the opposite gender.
A well shaped head is a definate plus. The shaft doesn’t really do anything for me, good or bad. It’s all about the shape of the head. Plump is good.
To: The Girl, meep, ell, magnolia, kaya, alixa, wildegrl,
For reasons that will have passed tomorrow, I wasn’t feeling too good this evening. Then I read the posts from you ladies and it changed my day. How brilliant to know that there are women such as yourselves in the world.
:)
Before I proceed, I would like to say that I’ve typically been a voyeur to erosblog BUT today, this posting has moved me to participate. Thank you – for this posting and all the others. :O
I’d like to address 2 comments – The 1st form Karl –> “When a girl says “you have a nice cock” I always think, sure, but do you ever think a cock *isn’t* nice if are enjoying an encounter with it’s owner?” YES YES YES YES! I have thought it together with “What the hell am I doing – hurry up and get it over with. Why won’t it cum? Hurry up already.”
The 2nd from Seraglio –> OMG! You and I must have been with the same guy. You could pick your teeth with it, it was so thin and small. Yuck.
Thanks for the mention. Turns out that male readers are just as interested in discussing cock as female readers.
I am still thinking about the question, and I also realized that I left out an important factor … thickness of the shaft or head! For me, balls are also very important. Ok, I’m off to inspect cock now. Mmmmm.
Found the comments quite interesting, and though the focus seems to be on looks only, isn’t the appeal (or lack thereof) of a penis also based on how it feels inside? So I must say that I prefer a fat, wide cock…the more girth the better! It both looks AND feels good!
Well this is a really interesting question that intrigues us too. I for example am concerned wether my cock is beautyful and appealing or not. I like my cock but that’s not enough, isn’t it?
Dicks are ugly when they’re flaccid and beautiful when they’re erect.
I don’t have the bigest tool of the garage so I focus in taking care of myself and for sure, that include my cock cleaning.
I always keep my genital hair short, I used to take a shower everyday and clean my cock’s head very carefully.
and today…
I mean from now on…
you girls make me feel very proud of myself even having only 6 inch from my bone to my penis’ head, I feel I’m a lucky guy.
I will always remember your comments
:satisfied:
I think the vast majority of cocks are worthy of obsession, but yes there is something as an ugly cock. Lack of hygiene, VD (I am still traumatized by the sex ed pictures)–that can make them gross but I have never been presented with one in the wild by a partner & not felt like jumping up & down squealing & dancing around singing “Yeah! I get to play with it!” It’s like a Christmas present you get to unwrap over & over again when you’re in a relationship. I’ve heard a few women say that they think they’re ugly–but I’ve always thought they were in need of therapy or lying to themselves about their sexual preference.
I’ve never seen an ugly baby, and I’ve never seen an ugly cock. Distinctive, unusual, asymmetric, veiny, cut, cut badly, uncut–yes. But if I’m close enough to be evaluating it–never ugly.