So I got a link exchange request from a porn blog. I get these every day. They are usually boring.


So, I look at the porn blog du jour. Right at the top of the page there’s a large picture of a Japanese woman having her pubic hair burned off with a cigarette lighter.

She didn’t look happy about it.

You know that thing Dilbert used to do, where he’d raise his eyebrows so high they’d leave his head? I could feel my eyebrows trying to do that.

I think I sprained my scalp.

Er, pass.