April 5th, 2006 -- by Bacchus
Mango Sex
From Kiss & Blog, a one sentence fruit sex anecdote:
Another friend’s boyfriend was so hot for her while hiking alone in Hawaii that he fucked a mango in the jungle while imagining it to be her pussy.
Being a man (and having seen pictures of melon sex) I don’t have any trouble believing that the sticky business took place as described.
However. Pause.
I am having trouble imagining the conversation in which the boyfriend in question confessed the mango sex.
This entry was posted on Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 at 8:38 am. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response.
Shorter URL for sharing: https://www.erosblog.com/?p=1565
Shorter URL for sharing: https://www.erosblog.com/?p=1565
Am I the only one who’s thinking of how great it’d be to give head to a guy who’s covered in the pulpy mass of a fresh-from-the-branch mango?
Someone get me a shot of vodka, I’m good to go.
I imagine Some women would be grossed out, some intrigued, and then there would be some who would be turned on that their man was thinking of them so much he couldn’t help himself. Besides, mangoes (at least in my mind)are very erotic fruit.
yeah i agree with harry on the not imagining a guy doing a mango. They aren’t that big, and some vareties, the whole fruit is hard and you need to bam it against the counter to soften it enough to cut or eat. Although it probably beats trying it with a pineapple.
mango’s make my mouth itch…i can’t imagine what it would do to my naughty bits.
Well, I know I am a total perv, but I think that is pretty hot. I love hearing about my baby masturbating. And in a mango? How creative! LOL!!!
I find it hard to imagine fucking a mango. It does not have an awful lot of flesh, and the pit is very hard. It is very difficult taking out the pit, whilst leaving the flesh intact.
Having said that, I have enjoyed the pleasures of a ripe papaya.
very creative. I would simply use my hands if I’m somewhere in the jungle thinking of my man. this guy took it one step further.
I’m with Harry and suburban sexpot, on this one. Mango’s can be acidic and if not washed off after you’ve “eaten” one you can end up with stinging and “contact dermatitis” ;-) But hey they are slippery and maybe there was nothing else around.
The hardness of the fruit stymied me at first, too, but I gave it some thought and came up with this: core it right, and you’ve got a hole that’s just a little bit too small but nice and slick. Sounds possible to me; it sounds less than ideal, but I’m not sure watermelon would be such a big step up. It’s still fucking fruit.
here is how it worked for me:
so, i make great dinners. for desert, we had mango. and you know how things can go after dinner…
so, she reached over and grabbed the mango skin, and wrapped it around my cock, using it to give me a hand job.
that was about 3 years ago, and it is still totally memerable.
if you haven’t tried it…
Some people shouldn’t be legally allowed to hike on their own.
I hear you can core a cucumber, hollow out a squash, or better yet cut a beveled hole in a pumpkin…