From Kiss & Blog, a one sentence fruit sex anecdote:

Another friend’s boyfriend was so hot for her while hiking alone in Hawaii that he fucked a mango in the jungle while imagining it to be her pussy.

Being a man (and having seen pictures of melon sex) I don’t have any trouble believing that the sticky business took place as described.

However. Pause.

I am having trouble imagining the conversation in which the boyfriend in question confessed the mango sex.