Sexy Cop
We’ve all known ladies who think they can bat their eyelashes, flirt a bit, and get away with anything. Here’s one such who got the tables turned on her:
So yes, I got PLAYED. Fucking cop pulls me over on the way back from Augusta. I’m all set to talk my way out of yet another ticket- its no secret in my family that I’ve NEVER gotten one that I couldn’t sweet talk my way out of. Its MAINE. Its not hard.
Guy saunters up to my car and I’m hit with a blast of cologne and a pair of blue eyes.
Uniform + cologne combo.
CLEVER BASTARD.So yes, I’m a little too embarassed to go into much detail, but there was some drooling and stuttering on my part, and yes, I got my very first ticket. $185. Fuck. I’m officially destitute. In my defense, when I got home, my sister could still SMELL HIS COLOGNE on my shirt. (Pixie back me up here!) I got played by the cop. Fine. I accept this. He knew what he was doing. I’ve gotten away scot-free with some crazy shit before. He was fucking HOT and had handcuffs hanging from his belt. How was I to resist? I just nodded and mumbled along simply because anything else that came out of my mouth probably would have ended me up in jail for solicitation.
Turnabout is fair play!
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Boy do I ever wish the cops would employ tactics like this at a political rally in Portland, Oregon. Just imagine the party.
We really aren’t THAT stupid. We seel tickets.
Before I became a cop I used the lines.. the
“Mmmmm officer do you taste as well as you
smell?” I even sucked off one or two! But hey..
Those were the good old days when us women
could get away with it… all of it!