March 2nd, 2007 -- by Bacchus
Missing A Golf Ball, Dear?
I assume this athletic young thing is experiencing one of the highly-engineered beer delivery systems that the youth of today have turned to in favor of the old-fashioned gulping and swallowing that served their elders so well:
Beer or no beer, the effort visible in her face puts me in mind of a speculative sexual performance assessment that was old long before she was born, when dinosaurs roamed the earth and sometimes said things like “That girl could suck a golf ball through fifty feet of garden hose.”
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Have a look at those sweat bands on her wrists – this girl means business!
maybe she’s stealing from someone else’s petrol tank in a parking lot?
Being of the younger generation… I’ll tell ya nowI love those damn things. It’s so much easier to get it all down with the hose and everything. *Nods nods* It’s all about gravity baby!
All the ladies admire technique and motivation, us guys just admire the effort and simplicity…
She has quite a determined frown going. Judging from the shadow produced by the deep concavity of her cheeks, I’ll share my favorite platitude on the subject: “She’s looking like she could suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch”.
If I was at one of those parties where they were playing the old vacuum-gauge sucking contest with one of those sphygmomanometer-like devices, I’d place all my money on her, bless her heart!
I’d say she was currently pulling at about a ball collapsing negative 50 lbs psi… Very sexy!
You forgot “She could suck-start a Harley.”
One of the funnier moments I remember from college was my not-then-girlfriend/now-wife explaining to a, uh, more inhibited friend how to deal with a beer funnel: “You know – you just think about it like…”
Ah….. the valve on the end of the tube is a brilliant idea. Looks like it would make it easier to get a good suction head (pardon the engineering pun) going before starting