In a MMORPG forum I frequent, there was the usual bitching about unfixed game bugs, and the usual tired “I can’t wait until [Hot New Game] comes out so I can put this crap game behind me” complaint.

To which one fellow responded:

Just like breaking up with a girlfriend for the little things. The next girl will have the same problems. {laughing}

I liked the response from the next poster:

Euch! The next one’s gonna smell of cheese and have a hairy chest too?