June 4th, 2007 -- by Bacchus
Farm Wife, With Beer Bottle
After some eroticized gardening, Farm Wife Amber moves on to sassing her husband:
And did I mention that beer bottle shoved up my cunt? My husband has this habit of leaving empty beer bottles in his office, and I get mad every single time. One time I emptied one onto his head, even.
When I complained about it one more time last night, he said he leaves them out for me to masturbate with. “Oh yeah?” I said provocatively, dropping my pants and underwear, spreading myself in a chair, and demonstrating exactly what he had described.
I don’t think he’d ever seen a beer bottle so crudely misappropriated, and he was quite fascinated. Sassy, you think?
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show us the pic……..
No can do. Blame it on Fundamentalism.
So… that gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “this Bud’s for you.”
Well, obviously it wasn’t a “Hiney-ken” or we would be hearing a different story. oh wait, that’s Heineken. :-)
That was Leinie’s. Never Bud. *shudders as a snob she is* We’re all for drinking local beers. Come on, we’ve spent a significant time in Europe, where we drank quite good local beer (and there’s very good local beer in my hometown, ironically), and we now live in the America’s Land of Milk and Honey, I mean Beer.
Ok, but there is no “catchy slogan” for THAT beer.
i think i have a picture from when Master had the ‘vanilla stunt-cock’ over and he shoved a Miller Lite bottle in my twat.
i should have reminded him i only fuck “snobbish” brands. *snaps fingers.. Damn. And i was planning on posting that pic and referencing this post. i better not now! whew~
hehe
But funny thing is that Miller Lite is sometimes consumed here too sometimes when J is feeling cheap – that actually has a nice throat.
Speaking of “crudely misappropriated” beer bottles… Remember when those “uniquely shaped” (i.e. “butt plug) award-winning Michelob bottles from the early sixties were “inexplicably” ( see: http://en.wikip...helob paragraph on Bottle design) suspended from production? Gotta wonder which orifice that flared bottom was meant to prevent loss into…