Soap Is Not Lube
As any man who’s ever washed himself very very thoroughly in the shower can tell you, standard bar soap (I’m talking soap, regular soap, men soap for getting clean, like good old plain anti-bacterial yellow Dial, not the foo-foo stuff that women use that’s full of oat flakes and lavender oil and glycerin and lanolin and gentle moisturizers) can burn a bit if it gets up inside on the tender membranes. So this was a predictable result:
Next, we headed for the shower, which was our original plan. I had to brush my hair before getting in there, and as I studied my reflexion in the mirror, he prodded my ass with his entirely unlubricated, dry finger, which, you imagine, didn’t make it very far. He soaped it up and renewed the activity, and then soaped up his cock and plunged it inside as I bent over the sink. I could see both my pained and his ecstatic expression in the mirror, as he fucked me rough and raw with his soapy member.
It was uncomfortable – much like the way it used to be when we just started doing it – and even though I am quite comfortable with it after a generous application of lube, soap seemed to have gotten absorbed by the tissues or dried out, making it increasingly more uncomfortable with every thrust. I did try to breathe deeply and allow him to have me till the end, which he did.
We got into the shower, and after a few minutes I realized that my insiders WERE ON FIRE – at first I thought it was because of the roughness of the sex, but then I figured it was because of the soap, which is not designed for prolonged application to mucusy membranes. IT BURNED. It burned so much that I began to cry, got out of the shower, and placed myself over the toilet as I poured and poured water on myself in the attempts to alleviate the torture, all while crying the entire time. He got out of the shower too and squatted by my side, looking concerned. “It’s like having soap in your eyes,” I explained (only not quite SO bad). And it wasn’t a good kind, titillating, endorphine-friendly burn, like that produced by ginger. It was just a mean soapy burn, reminding me of Fight Club for some reason.
Thanks to Figging.com for the link.
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This is hilarious how this one account is somehow all over all of a sudden.
LOL@ “…washed himself very very thoroughly…”
Oh god, that is so true. Vaginal Contraceptive Foam can have the same effect as I found out from several accounts.
argh, i find it hard to believe the guy didn’t know that would happen… as you said, anyone who’s washed themselves a bit too, um, enthusiastically, particularly in the exploratory days of adolescence, knows that soap can sting your urethra, so what did he really expect from putting it in her arse? ouchy…
Ah, yes…..gives new meaning to figgy pudding…..
Sigh…this anecdote could have been hot had lube been handy. I shall learn from this and keep lube in every room from now on.
Mitsquana – actually, the guy didn’t see it as an upcoming problem, and besides he likes to try stuff which is potentially challenging. Come on, on a different occasion he offered to lubricate the plug with TIGER BALM. Good I talked him out of it (I am the girl whose ass was soaped in this story).