October 4th, 2007 -- by Bacchus
Anal Sex Limerick
Generally when you hear a dirty limerick, you’ve heard it a thousand times before. This one was new to me:
“I like anal sex, if you please”
Said Ginger while down on her knees
“I’m firm and I’m tight,
I’m an utter delight!
And I promise that I won’t cut the cheese!”
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I, for one, am very happy to see that people are still out there creating new limericks. If it weren’t for these bathroom stall poets our youth would become tired of their tried and true catalog of potentially offensive poetry and simply give up on the English language entirely.
It reminded me of a hastily written poem that I scribbled on a napkin and slipped to a gorgeous young lady once who was sitting alone at a bar at the beach. She laughed, offered me a seat, and we were friends for the rest of my vacation:
You know, you have a lovely smile,
it captivates my heart…
Might I sit next to you a while?
I’ll promise not to fart…
Scans better if you replace “promise” with “swear.”
Similarly the meter in the first limerick is right if you remove “that I”.