It Gets Up The Nose
One of the things I like about reading a diversity of sex blogs is that you get sexual accounts that are written in historic, rather than fictive, voice. Commercial porn is most often told in the voices we reserve for telling tales. Sex blogs, by contrast, are often written in the voices we use to retell our lives and histories. It can be refreshingly different, because it allows for real moments that would usually be edited out of the smooth story arc of competent fiction, but which are really the heart and soul and flavor of a good history.
Today’s example: Always Aroused Girl writing about what got up her nose.
“I want to come on your face.”
My head already hung half-way over the edge of the bed, so I quickly swiveled under him. “Give it to me,” I demanded, and I didn’t have to wait long. Before I could hoist my tits into what I thought would be the most attractive position, hot come splashed over me.
And then it obeyed the call of gravity, as fluids are wont to do. If I’d have moved I would have destroyed the tail end of his orgasm and possibly run head first into his nut-sack. So I laid still, but I couldn’t control my laughter as the come found its way into my hair.
And into my eyes. And up my nose.
He came to from the pleasure and noticed the state of my face. Immediately a stream of apologies shot forth from his mouth. I assured him that I loved – nay, lived for – being covered in come. “Can I get you a towel?” he asked, heading toward the bathroom.
“Yes please, and a nasal aspirator, if you have one.”
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I hate it when that happens… ;-)
(Actually, now that I think about it, I recall a time in my very early pubescence, when I was lying back on the bed jerking off, and accidently gave myself a snoutfull. Nowadays, its a miracle if it makes it as high as nipple level…)
Not my kink, but there are those who love a little nasal action from time to time.
Doesn’t everyone keep a nasal aspirator on the nightstand just for such occasions?
I think these people can be held up as a model for us all in sexual behaviour. Obliging, articulate, polite, open-minded. “Yes please, and a nasal aspirator, if you have one” is absolutely classic.
Squeee! You don’t know how much it thrilled me tonight to see my lil’ words here.
I’ve now made it my unwavering policy to carry a nasal aspirator with me in my to-go sex kit.
:)
That is an awesome post. Might need to wonder over there.