April 6th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
He Could Be Her Little Love Frog
Overheard by The Barmaid:
Chick #1: I just can’t believe Spitzer paid that girl four thousand dollars for one night. I’m totally in the wrong line of work.
Chick #2: I don’t know… you probably wouldn’t get to choose who you have sex with. Spitzer’s an ugly motherfucker.
Chick #1: I don’t choose what ad accounts I work on, either! And I hate some of those assholes.
Chick #2: Yeah, but the guy kept his socks on. That’s so weird.
Chick #1: Honey, for four grand a night, he can dress up as Kermit and call me Piggy.
The scary thing is, I knew a girl in college who probably would have liked that, she was Miss Piggy’s biggest fan. Perhaps fortunately, I was her “go cry on his shoulder” guy, so it never came up.
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Working as a cashier at a major retail chain (all I am saying) oh my what you see and hear….