May 25th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
Milkmaid Dildo
If I had one of these, I think I’d display it proudly among my tchochkes and tell anybody who asked that it’s a medicine flask. Interested aunties would get some theory about the design being “to keep the cork from drying out because you always have to stow it cork-down” and non-squares would get the deadpan “it’s for ladies to sneak whiskey into movie theaters with” explanation. Behold, the “Dutch Milkmaid” dildo from Studio Oooms:
Thanks to Always Aroused Girl, writing for JanesGuide. May she never again be thirsty in a movie theater.
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No wonder the little milkmaid is smiling…
you are wonderful for using the word “tchochkes”!
See, I never thought of using it for the transportation of liquor.
Lube, maybe.
:)
Why is there a cork in it?
Certainly brings new meaning to the term “put a cork in it”… :D
The cork is easily explained. The internal reservoir was filled with hot water, creating a warmed toy. Very sensible, those Dutch.