Theologian Provides Health Advice
And still more evidence that you learn something new every day.
Like most ErosBlog readers (I assume) I was familiar with with John Wesley (1703-1791) as a prominent eighteenth-century churchman and theologian, one of the founders of the Protestant denomination known as Methodism. Something I didn’t know was that Wesley was in his lifetime also the author of a popular book on natural medicine called Primitive Physic, emphasizing cures for illness that would not rely on physicians. Unusual, but not too surprising, I suppose. But as I read through the article on the subject, I found that Wesley had some interesting advice for curing tuberculosis, at least in men. The advice itself isn’t all that unusual, but Wesley’s mode of expressing it is, well…
In the last stage, fuck a healthy woman daily. This cured my Father.
A robust mode of expression rather unlike that of the many Methodists I’ve met in my lifetime. Best guess as to why is that the imperative verb was regarded as less coarse in the eighteenth century and earlier than it subsequently became, not having acquired the secondary connotation of harm it subsequently acquired. It seems, for instance, that at least as the seventeenth century approached, the name “windfucker” was used as a common term for the kestrel, a name perhaps inspired by that hovering bird’s characteristic mode of flying (the Oxford English Dictionary gives a 1599 use “The kistrilles or windfuckers that filling themselues with winde, fly against the winde euermore.”)
Or maybe old John Wesley and his reading audience were just a little more dirty-minded than we would expect. Anyone who knows should certainly comment.
Hat tip to Pharyngula.
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When discussing older uses of “fuck” it is good to remember that the “secondary connotation” was always there. Fuck is an onomatopoeia from Middle English, which meant to strike something. Imagine Adam West punching the joker, and seeing the word FUCK! across the scene. It is more akin to “did you bang her?” or “I’d hit that,” as Pinker points out in the link. More interesting to me is the word “frick,” which I always thought was how children and Mormons were coy about “fuck.” It actually is another onomatopoeia coming from around that same time, that was used to indicate stabbing. (Like “peck” today). Why frick sounds childish and fuck is the worst word you can say is a total mystery to me, unless it is just historical accident as I suspect.
It wasn’t til the Victorian era that words like fuck really acquired the pejorative they’re saddled with today. Read a bit of Chaucer, the language and attitude might surprise you.
There is a postscript to the article. It shows the actual text wherein the “F” hangs below the line (Like a g, p, q or j normally do.) This is how the lower case “S” was written in those days, right?
The author of the “Quack” page says… “It would appear to be almost certain, on reflection, that ‘suck’ is the correct interpretation. However, I have written to the Methodist New Rooms in Bristol (the oldest Methodist Chapel in the world where my copy was published) to see if Wesley preferred fucking or sucking.”
No, it’s definitely “fuck”. The “f”-looking “s” seen in older texts is a “medial-s”- it was only used in the middle of words, not at the begining. You can’t even argue about the use of an italic typeface, since, if that were the case, the medial-s would have been used in “watercresses” (also in italics) a few lines earlier.
Wesley’s preference for fucking or sucking notwithstanding, the religious aspects of health were a common theme in the 19th century. People opposed doctors because many of their “cures” were pure poison, larded with arsenic or mercury. During the Jacksonian era in the US medical licensing was abolished throughout the country, and people dosed themselves with herbal medications sent via mail order. The 7th Day Adventist church with its call for vegetarianism became popular in this period. The hilarious Battle Creek Sanitarium in The Road to Wellville was an Adventist outfit, and pretty accurately portrayed in the film. Yes, God wanted you to be healthy, but as time went on He didn’t want you to fuck. As Dr. Kellogg stated, “An erection is a flagpole over your own grave!”
And I doubt ‘sucking’ her would cure him of anything. I’m sure she’d be willing to give it a try, but still…