December 7th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
If Everybody Else Jumped Off The Dock…
My mother was one of these parents who was inherently suspicious of the entertainments devised by other families. The usual pattern would be, we’d ask for permission, she’d say “Oh, hell no!”, the rejoinder would be some whiny form of “But Mom, everybody else is doing it…” and then she got to deliver her favorite line:
“If everybody else was jumping off the end of the dock, would you?”
Well, actually, Mom…
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I can’t swim, but a nice pair of buttocks might entice me over the edge.
I, erm, may have done that a few times. My mother learned early on that I considered those questions akin to dares.
Bloody photographer! In the exact wrong spot again!
I’ve been known to go for a random skinny-dip now and then. From 2pm to 2am, anytime is a good time. half the fun is waiting for a break in the beach-goers to get back to your clothes, especially when you normally wear glasses and aren’t sure which dune you left them behind :)