December 20th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
Not Porn? Ha!
That’s foodie-person Nigella Lawson covered in caramel there. She says it’s not an erotic image. Rachel Kramer Bussel politely explains why she’s fulla shit.
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First off, parted lips in a photo are nearly always meant to be sexy: http://www.eros...ments
And her eyes are closed as if in ecstasy. In fact, the cover is about as subtle as The Ecstasy of St. Theresa:
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I don’t see how anyone (Well, anyone above the age of puberty that is…), of either gender can look at this image and not think of sex.
Nigella is HOT! …and I expect she knows it…
When I first saw the image, my first thought was “splosh pic!”, but even for those uninitiated in that particular fetish it sure looks like someone’s attempt to simulate a bukkake photo.
Unlike its appearance, caramel is sticky, not slippery like semen, so without one making the mental association one is so obviously meant to make, the lady’s hands on her face seem out of place (in my personal opinion). Speaking for myself, I don’t find adhesives particularly sensuous. Lubricants on the other hand…
But Doc just think of the fun you and she will have removing that sticky caramel. You just have to wonder what other marvelous places its flowed to as it slowly drips down her body and just what method you choose for its removal?
So nice to hear from you again Tabitha. As always, I like the way you think…
Using the method that I would choose, a man could go into some sort of insulin shock removing all that burnt sugar!
Personally, I’m partial to a certain famous brand of chocolate syrup for that sort of thing (and I suppose there’s likely enough sugar in THAT to cause a sugar high). The lower sugar content allows me to consume a more widely spread quantity, if you catch my drift. Besides, the darker color tends to provide a higher contrast, so that I can be more accomplished at successfully removing it from EVERY nook and cranny that it might find its way into.
There are certain tender and sensitive areas of a woman’s body where it would be remiss for a gentleman to leave even the slightest trace of extraneous liquid, once the fun has come to and end…