This comes from a humor bit on Cracked about respecting the experience of your elders:

All the things we look forward to doing, they’ve already mastered and filed away. It’s hard to imagine your grandmother mastering things like blowjobs, but make no mistake, she did. And you have to respect her for that.

Wait, what did you think I meant? Seriously, though, when those things pop, that whole area is going to smell like dick.

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