You don’t necessarily expect much from a blog post called A Proper Cup Of Tea. But it starts getting more interesting (if you like tea, it was already somewhat interesting) when the instructions get to:

Now pick the mug up and take it to him. When he takes it from you it is often a good idea to get a small cushion, not a plump one which can be worse than useless. Place the cushion on the floor beneath your knees…

We Americans are famously a nation of coffee drinkers. Perhaps it was an error to become such.

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