Man Training, Lollipop Edition
Am skeptical that this would actually work on a dude with powerful hangups, but this (from a dead tumblr) would be worth a try. Work or not, the last line, at least, is Truth:
Girls, if you are having trouble getting your man to pleasure you with his face, casually ask him one day what his favorite sucker flavor is. Wait a few days. Then, outta nowhere, start sucking on them, again for a few days, but not during sex. Just randomly tell him that he was right, and they taste really, really good. Casually ask him at one point if he wants one. He eats it, and you remind him of how good it is and how right he was. Then get down on your knees, and blow him slop-style. Wait a few more days. Finally, be waiting for him when he comes home from wherever, and do this with that flavored sucker. Fully bald, clean asshole. The shoes, the whole nine-yards. If he doesn’t do it then, never will. Get a new one.
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Wow, what a great way to … get a yeast infection. Eww.
uh… Personally speaking, that vagina looks delicious enough not to need any kind of “hamburger helper”….
In my opinion, a “just washed” vagina is fairly tasteless, unless the lady in question has some sort of a health problem, and a healthy vagina, about an hour or so after a good bathing, tastes delicious!
Speaking for myself, a vagina that never gets washed, or one that is harboring an infection, is not going to be helped much by the addition of a mere lollypop, and if you’ve been eating an entire CLOVE of garlic, three meals a day, for the past four or five months, I’d say don’t expect your man to be very enthusiastic either!
Diet, hygiene and recent exercise will change body odour and secretion consistency/taste in both men and women, which is natural. A proper shower beforehand can be fun and good foreplay, although sometimes you just want to rip their clothes off and have wild and dirty sex.
Also the link doesn’t work atm :(