So in the movie Bambi, the rabbit Thumper’s mom makes him recite his father’s advice:

If you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all.

A pair of tweets from the legendary Stoya improves upon this wisdom, I think:

If you can't say something nice… paint your fingernails or eat a sandwich or something. Or is that not what the rabbit in Bambi says?

— Stoya (@stoya) June 9, 2014

Oh riiiiight… it's "If you can't say something nice, go choke on a cock until the sex endorphins help you feel like less of a cunt."

— Stoya (@stoya) June 9, 2014

That works too!

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