Who among us doesn’t need more anal beads these days? Anal beads have come a long way since the first time I walked into a sex shop. Back then, when dinosaurs roamed the earth and people thought Pong was a cool computer game, anal beads were literally beads: cheap spheres of acrylic plastic (usually with sharp seams you’d be wise to carve away with a pen knive) strung on porous cotton string. If the beads didn’t scratch you and the string didn’t break (leaving you with an extrication problem), you were still stuck with a single-use toy, because there was no way to clean and sanitize that cotton string. And let’s not even think about all the little tiny holes through the beads…

But now? Technology has advanced, boys and girls. Now we’re talking graduated bumps in a soft but firm-enough stack, offering more pleasure and much less hassle with a toy you have a hope of cleaning for repeat fun. Behold the Kinklab Innuendo Anal Beads:

From the product description:

KinkLab’s Innuendo Anal Beads are a safe, pleasurable addition to the repertoire of every aficionado of anal play, no matter what level of experience. This silicone-blend toy features seven beads of graduated sizes that can be easily inserted, starting with the smallest and working your way up to the larger ones as your comfort and confidence increases. Just add your favorite water-based lube and insert slowly.

Unlike strands of beads, this toy is a single solid piece, and equipped with a handle that makes removal safe, comfortable, and easy. Because of the high-quality silicone materials, it’s easy to keep the Innuendo clean — just hand wash with mild soap or a commercial cleaner and allow to air-dry before playing again.

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