I was thinking this really sounded like the sort of performance my mad science aficionado-friend Dr. Faustus would enjoy until I got to the bottom of the poster. “Real live baby will be given away?” Uh, that’s not a selling point, people! “Walking? Ready to talk?” The best-case scenario here, short of outright fraud in the inducement, is that somebody in the audience wins a baby parrot…

The essay Haunted Attractions And Spook Shows Of Yesteryear explains what was probably going on at the entertainment in question. A sort of vaudeville haunted house show with sleazy-carnie overtones, of a sort not seen in these modern times. Television killed the monsters capturing girls from the audience, it would seem…

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