Ladies and gentlemen, open your ‘shop software and fire up your meme engines! Because I just found a wonderful 1972 stroke-book-cover version of the famous Distracted Boyfriend meme. Our fellow with the wandering eyes here must be an ass man, because the woman he’s with has tits that ought to be enough for any man. Although her narrowed eyes, pursed lips, and generally annoyed demeanor put me in mind of that old adage: No matter how beautiful any woman may be, somewhere there’s a man who may be getting tired of putting up with her quirks.

Artwork is from the cover of Confessions Of A Swapper, which is “A Dr. Guenter Klow Library Selection” (GK-39) from Eros Goldstripe. I don’t have an artist credit, but if this isn’t Bill Ward or (I’m thinking maybe) Gene Bilbrew, I’ll eat my hat. (I don’t have a hat.)

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