mormon who married the entire chorus line

I don’t think this is how Mormon polygamy ever actually worked, but that didn’t stop people from being jealous anyway:

A rollicking old Mormon wed a chorus girl named Flo
And they went on a honeymoon uproarious.

He telegraphed her manager “I like your sample so
That I think I’ll take the balance of the chorus.”

From The Book of Spice by Irwin Wallace (1906).

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