When shit goes bad in the Imperial fleet, it goes bad in a screaming hurry. Because if this Imperial stormtrooper had more time, he surely would have gotten his pants back on before he jumped in the flimsy escape sack and flung himself out the ejector tube:

According to BJ, this was part of a series that appeared in HIM Monthly.

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