I think a lot of us have found ourselves in this moment of bewilderment:

This is said to be from a sign outside the Cross Inn near Cowbridge in Wales. The chalkboard text reads:

My wife screamed “You haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?”

I was taken aback. What a weird way to start a conversation!

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