When Meredith tells a cute story about kissing other girls to give them fake hickeys, I confess to wondering the same thing she eventually got around to asking herself: “What’s fake about this hickey?”

I went to all-girls high school and a lot of times people ask if it was homoerotic. And usually how I describe all-girls high school is, it was like a much-needed all-female reboot to the Stanford Prison Experiment. But asking if all-girls school was queer is interesting.

I remember there was one time… My friends and I had a plan to give each other fake hickeys to make a group of boys jealous. Two things about that:

First, when you are on the ground in the trenches you realize pretty quickly: What’s fake about this hickey? Because I am just sucking on your neck.

Secondly, at our at our school there weren’t… there were no boys to make jealous! So our plan to do fake hickeys for boys? Girl, I think I gave you a real hickey for me.

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