Charles Engle was talking with his gay roommate about the comparative hedonic experience of single straight men versus single gay men in New York City, and the video went somewhere pretty funny:

Transcript:

One time, my gay roommate asked me, he goes, “Who do you think has more fun in New York? Like single straight people or single gay people?”

And I was like, “I don’t know. I’ve had a girlfriend the whole time I’ve been in New York.”

And he goes, “Okay, but when you were single, how many blowjobs did you get a day?”

And I was like, “You guys have more fun. You’re telling me you measure your BJs in days? You get blown the amount of times you’re supposed to brush your teeth?”

And he was like, “Yeah, on Grinder, I get like two a day.”

And I was like, “Is there, like, reverse conversion therapy? Cause I would like to enroll! Like, you know when you put something to Google Translate and it’s like Spanish to English? English to Spanish, that little flip button? Fucking sign me up! Cause if I was getting two a day, I would not complain about anything in my life.

So we started dating. And, um… I’ve truly never been happier.

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