You might be under the impression that the cheap filler copy in old badly-produced pinup magazines was mostly comprised of useless misogynistic garbage. And for the most part, you would be correct. However, every so often, one of those old magazines will surprise you, and offer you up instead some drivelous misandrist garbage instead!

Rock a bye baby
In a tree top
You married an ape
A tree’s all he’s got…

That’s from the inside pages of the June 1963 issue of Nylon Mood magazine:

Even in 1963, a dollar only went so far in the magazine-publishing business!

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