I saw a cute analogy on social media the other day, attempting to explain the difference between kinky sex and vanilla sex:

Vanilla sex is like playing on a professional golf course. You’re trying to get the ball to the hole as fast and effectively as possible.

Now, kinky sex is more like putt-putt mini golf. You got ramps, you got windmills, you got things coming out of nowhere. It can be a little crazy, but sometimes also a lot of fun!

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