Women worry too much sometimes. There’s a joke about vegans that goes a little bit like this:

A man was talking to a vegan who was trying to dissuade him from eating meat. The vegan tells him “If you ever once saw how pigs were slaughtered, you’d never eat bacon again.”

The guy says to the vegan “Listen here, buddy. I watched my wife give birth to two babies, and I still love to eat her pussy on the regular!”

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