Their Pegging Bargain To Beat Addiction
She wanted to beat her vaping addiction. And he had an irresistible incentive to offer: his submissive asshole!
I can’t say whether this was a skit or a podcast interview originally, but the dialog transcript reads like this, more or less:
I wanted to quit vaping and my boyfriend knew that I really, really wanted to peg him. So he was like, if you quit vaping for 3 months, you get pegging privileges. You have rights to my untouched asshole. How could I say no?
And has this incentive been successful for you?
Yes, it has.
I quit the last year and I’ve reaped the benefits of my reward. He told me anytime you want, I will drop my drawers and you can just put something in there. It is so positively delightful. He’s actually in the room with me right now if you want to get his perspective.
Hello. Has this situation been a positive development for you as well?
Yeah, definitely. I think we are a perfect match.
To all the people out there wanting to quit something, just find yourself a submissive-ass boyfriend who will let you peg him if you quit it. This has really made me believe in love again.
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The mirror was the woman who told her paramour “I’m not marrying you unless you quit smoking” and he did!
Vagans, I realize it’s all in the framing but that seems much less fun to me… rejection rather than positive incentive!
Perhaps the difference lies in the fact that even if we reframed it positively as “I’ll happily marry you and let you have your wicked way with me as soon as you quit smoking”, anal play is too often understood as an unlikely (or at least a must-be-bargained-for) “extra” activity in heterosexual relationships, whichever way the gender arrow points and whether or not the bonds of matrimony are in place.
I came back to add: the “anal is extra even inside het marriage” trope is so culturally embedded that Kink.com had a whole series of shoots back in 2010 or so playing on the idea of a Wife Training Institute where rough men came around in a van to take wives away for remedial anal instruction.