She wanted to beat her vaping addiction. And he had an irresistible incentive to offer: his submissive asshole!

I can’t say whether this was a skit or a podcast interview originally, but the dialog transcript reads like this, more or less:

I wanted to quit vaping and my boyfriend knew that I really, really wanted to peg him. So he was like, if you quit vaping for 3 months, you get pegging privileges. You have rights to my untouched asshole. How could I say no?

And has this incentive been successful for you?

Yes, it has.

I quit the last year and I’ve reaped the benefits of my reward. He told me anytime you want, I will drop my drawers and you can just put something in there. It is so positively delightful. He’s actually in the room with me right now if you want to get his perspective.

Hello. Has this situation been a positive development for you as well?

Yeah, definitely. I think we are a perfect match.

To all the people out there wanting to quit something, just find yourself a submissive-ass boyfriend who will let you peg him if you quit it. This has really made me believe in love again.

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