I have written before about the bad old days of growing up when porn was on paper and if you weren’t an out-of-the-house adult, it was hard to get your hands on it. You pretty much had to find it or steal it, and the easiest theft targets were older boys who were hiding it in the woods, in tree forts, and in hedges. Comedian Ron White, a few years older than me and from a wealthier demographic apparently, talks about what you had to do to watch an actual porn movie as an adolescent young man back then, or perhaps in the decade before I became an earnest young horndog:

As Ron puts it:

When I was a kid, I had to earn porn. You had to wait till your friend’s dad went out of town on business.

You had to pull down a rickety spring loaded attic ladder. You had to crawl up into a dusty spider-ridden fucking crawl space. Forage through cardboard boxes till you find an 8mm reel. Then what? Learn how to work a fucking projector, that’s what.

And after all that? You got silent bushy porn!

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