A few weeks back I heard this joke circulating that I meant to share on here, but I kept forgetting. The joke contains a reference to an actual naval action that happened on the 4th of March:

A US submarine sank an Iranian warship in the middle of the Indian Ocean, by firing a torpedo. That hadn’t happened since 1945.

Apparently a torpedo is the only kind of pedo the US will fire…

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