When The Cat Is Too Fresh
Sedona Violet is talking from a lesbian perspective here, but I don’t find a word to disagree with. Her flabbers are ghasted at the notion that pussy, or coochie as she calls it, must be shower-fresh to be palatable. She says “unflavored cat is diabolical” and I am inclined to agree:
Here’s what she has to say about it:
Someone made a video talking about how people have a problem eating “walked-in coochie”… you know, coochie that’s had time to marinate in its own juices. And all I have to say to that is: do you bitches not season your food?
Because what do you mean, you only eat freshly washed cat? Sans salt? Sans flavor? Sans taste?
The fuck?
It’s not even just that it doesn’t taste like anything. It tastes like soap! Is that really what you wanna be eating? You want soapy cooter-cat in your mouth?
When it’s that fresh, it takes at least a round or two to get a little bit of flavor going in that bitch. And what do you do then? Stop and clean it up? Do you make her take another shower? Because, ooh, I can taste you now?
I don’t think y’all are gay enough for me!
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I agree 100%. The natural scent and taste are an essential part of the experience. Who wants to kiss or lick a bar of soap?
My favorite flavor is just the hint of fresh oysters.
It is a delightful coincidence that the ph of healthy pussy and the ph of low acid white wines are similar. Personally I think my best description of the taste of pussy yet is to compare it to a nice creamy viognier. I like complex layers of flavor though, and there are times when the pure notes of musk found in amarones can be found in some of my most favorite tasting pussies.
IF I can’t smell it from a foot away and if it has no more flavor or complexity than an insipid pinot grigio than pussy loses some of its primary features for me. Warm smooth wetness is great as a base, but it needs scent and flavor, just like wine or food.
“Be sure to smell the flowers along the way” (no wonder Oriental Lilies are one of my favorite flowers)
Wait, isn’t it dryer when freshly washed? We wouldn’t want that…
There are something like 2-3 billion adult people with pussies on this planet, many with differing views. I find it extremely arrogant for anyone to say there is only ONE right way for ANY expression of sexuality. Personal preference here is being put forward as the ONE TRUE WAY.
The sad thing is that for a huge group of those billions, their personal confidence has been eroded by the perfume, soap and deodorant megacorporations so that they feel they must mask or remove normal and desirable odors and tastes, often leaving them stressed and uncertain in their own bodies. Then someone like this says “No you don’t smell right and are not attractive enough!
Maybe the better approach would be to build up and reinforce, encourage the full enjoyment of their sexuality, including taste and smell, sweat and slime? Maybe with the right encouragement and support they may be convinced to give you your heart’s desire, what ever that is?
“Then someone like this says no you don’t smell right…”
I don’t see that anywhere in this conversation!
I read the OP as joshing with friends about her favourite way to have sex. That gets a bit problematic when its put in front of thousands of people, but not as problematic as a serious essay about how if you get off on the opposite sex’ smell/can only enjoy sex with someone freshly showered you are DOING SEX WRONG.
Some people have had traumatic experiences with partners with terrible hygiene habits and want new partners freshly cleaned, others eroticize cleaning and being cleaned. Variatio delectat!
I will note that once people get aroused they find they can enjoy things which they could not in an unaroused state, whether that is a caning or licking and sucking and stroking a nice musky pussy covered in all kinds of juices. “What can I talk my horny partner into doing?” can be a fun game as long as neither takes it too far.