That Gothic Redneck Chick has a formal complaint for the design bureau about the function of men’s balls:

It’s a fair question… but the ruling of the Council Of Men is that any woman asking it must forever waive her right to complain with too much bitterness about her nipples being adjusted like the knobs on a radio dial or her breasts being playfully honked.

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