Gentle readers, is there anyone left in 2026 who recognizes the paleo-meme I’m encoding in my titles when I call a pretty bathing woman a “tub girl”? After all, it’s been just about a quarter century since the ever-so-scatological “tubgirl” shock photo used to circulate. Perhaps I need new jokes!

This pretty blonde tubgirl is Teri Morton, from the November 1978 issue of Mayfair magazine.

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