Scrolling social media as the election returns were coming in hot and heavy last night, I caught this snippet of second-hand streamer coverage:

I’m pretty sure the streamer caught exulting with an orgasmic bukkake reference here is Hasan Piker, aka HasanAbi. The video onscreen caption is incomplete, but what I can hear through the other chatter, laughing, and music goes like this:

Oh my god. Oh my god. They said land doesn’t vote. Turns out we got the land too, bitch. And the land is voting blue!

Oh, my god. It’s a BLUEKKAKE!

Oh, it feels so good. Holy shit, dude, it feels so goddamn good!

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