Right after Father’s Day, TikTok was completely abuzz with this 11-second video (backup link) of professional pretty person Ella asking “And how dare I forget to say happy father’s day to the man that I put into Plow Pose and then {handjob gesture} cranked his kids right into his own mouth? Happy Father’s Day, babe!”

At the time of writing the video has two million views, more than 15k comments, has been shared and forwarded more than 300k times, and there are innumerable stitches and reaction videos. I guess I’d say the reactions are generally positive, but tinged with a lot of flabbergast from men and women alike. Motherless behavior, fatherless behavior, too much dommy-mommy, not enough dommy-mommy, where do we sign up, girl you’re making the rest of us look bad… people are super engaged.

You might, like I was at first, mostly just be confused. What is “plough pose”? The yoga girlies and gym people all know, but middle aged fat men like me had to look it up, or guess from the context:

There’s really nothing all that scandalous about a woman with a dominant vibe talking for eleven seconds about giving her man a handjob with the suggestion of making him eat his own cum, which itself is a not-very-uncommon fetish. (I understand that a lot of young men come by it honestly, if you’ll forgive the phrasing, from “eating the evidence” of their adolescent wankery.) So what is it about this innocent clip that made it go so apeshit viral? Speculate in the comments, if you like!

I did think that as a proper reader service I ought to do a minimal Rule 34 search for “Yoga Plow Position Femdom Forced Cum Eating”. You’ve all listened to me bitch about how Google has faded and no longer serves good search results for porn; well, this is precisely what I mean:

no plow position handjobs in Google

However, I did a bit better on Yandex, which is still willing to remember and admit that filthy femdom porn is out there:

screenshot of a hooded man being jacked off by a dominatrix as she milks his prostate with a dildo and forces him to cum into his own mouth

It’s from a nameless clip on a nameless pirate tube and the yoga won’t win any yoga awards, but it’s enough to satisfy the rule: there is indeed porn of it.

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