Hopefully you don’t need a map, but just in case, Haelle has one:

Haelle seems like a good tour guide, and here’s her spiel for the eager tourist:

If I ask you to kiss me on the lips and you ask which ones? Oh, you messed up! I am not letting you go anywhere.

Not only am I gonna make you all 7 Hobbit meals daily, but also you’re going to travel all through Middle Earth. And I have a map right there. We’re not going to get lost, oh, no.

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